An Unfenced Existence

Y'know what's awesome and fun and totally made of win?

Waking up at the exact time you need to leave the house. That's true awesomely awesome fun made of win right there.

Some days I like to think that I'm relatively smart, or if not smart, than at least practical and not lacking in the commonest of common sense.

But then there are days when I think, "Self, you, yes you, are the twittiest twit that has ever twitted."

Take the other day for example, a female friend of mine says, "Yes, it's been terrible! Auntie Flo is in town."

And I'm like...where did you put her, on the cot? What makes her so terrible? She's been keeping you up?! What a bad guest!

Indeed, I am the twittiest twit that ever twitted. Seriously.