The twittiest twit that ever twitted...?

[ikyrian]

Some days I like to think that I'm relatively smart, or if not smart, than at least practical and not lacking in the commonest of common sense.

But then there are days when I think, "Self, you, yes you, are the twittiest twit that has ever twitted."

Take the other day for example, a female friend of mine says, "Yes, it's been terrible! Auntie Flo is in town."

And I'm like...where did you put her, on the cot? What makes her so terrible? She's been keeping you up?! What a bad guest!

Indeed, I am the twittiest twit that ever twitted. Seriously.

Comments

[esthompson.livejournal.com]

In all fairness to you, women in all-women environments don't generally use euphemisms.

[ikyrian.livejournal.com]

That's very true! And I currently work in an almost all female environment. Seriously, there are only four guys that work here against the 8 women.

It's just...I really should have engaged my brain a little bit more.