The Slash Potentiability of Ents

[ikyrian]

Karlene and I were discussing everything we could think of when this came up...

SUPERKARLENE: i saw it in your LJ, and had no idea how it fit into LOTR
blueherronflying: huh?
blueherronflying: saw what in my LJ and what fit in the what now?
blueherronflying: *confused*
SUPERKARLENE signed off at 11:24:41 PM.
SUPERKARLENE signed on at 11:24:42 PM.
SUPERKARLENE: you posted a picture
SUPERKARLENE: from Quizilla
SUPERKARLENE: stating your middleearth identity
SUPERKARLENE: you were part of the Ent race
blueherronflying: yeah...
blueherronflying: but what were you trying to say?
SUPERKARLENE: i never encountered an Ent in LOTR
SUPERKARLENE: what are they?
SUPERKARLENE: what do they do?
SUPERKARLENE: how do they fit in LOTR lore?
blueherronflying: the Ents are the big trees.
blueherronflying: they herd the forests and stuff. remember from the second movie?
SUPERKARLENE signed off at 11:26:08 PM.
SUPERKARLENE signed on at 11:26:51 PM.
*things of no relevence said here*
SUPERKARLENE signed off at 11:28:11 PM.
SUPERKARLENE signed on at 11:28:13 PM.
blueherronflying: soooo...Ents...
SUPERKARLENE: i dont see slash potential for ents
blueherronflying: LOL
SUPERKARLENE: i mean, for them, sex is probably a grafting
blueherronflying: ROFLMAO
blueherronflying: ENT SEX!
blueherronflying: GAY ENT SEX!!
SUPERKARLENE: like i said, grafting
blueherronflying: you are one sick sick puppy.
SUPERKARLENE: i meant it as a sarcastic comment, but apparently it brings you much joy :-D
blueherronflying: er..i just woke up my mom i was laughing so loud...oops. then i had to explain gay ent sex...
SUPERKARLENE: ROFL!!!
blueherronflying: #O.O#
SUPERKARLENE: she wasn't amused?
blueherronflying: how embarrassing to be explaining gay ent sex...
blueherronflying: er...no, i don't think she was...
SUPERKARLENE: :-(
blueherronflying: what brought on the comment about slash potentiability of ent sex?
SUPERKARLENE: i had just said the Remus/Sirius thing
SUPERKARLENE: and you mentioned Ents
SUPERKARLENE: and I thought "She wants me to think about Ent slash?"
SUPERKARLENE: then i figured you hadn't meant it that way
SUPERKARLENE: but thought it was funny anyway
blueherronflying: errrr....i guess i didn't get the comment on the Remus/Sirius thing...
SUPERKARLENE: you didn't?
SUPERKARLENE: here's what I have
SUPERKARLENE: SUPERKARLENE: i bet people start naming their dogs Sirius
SUPERKARLENE: or Remus
SUPERKARLENE: i see major Sirius/Remus potential, btw
blueherronflying: soooo...Ents...

And that, my dears is how the slash potentiability of Ents came up, which lead to this really weird collaborative fanfic thingie that went on for quite sometime...

Comments

[thefakeheadline.livejournal.com]

I would bet you money Ent slash exists though - with Merry! or Pippin! Or Gandalf, possibly.

It sounds like a painful prospect...I mean, the splinters alone, and oh dear, now I've squicked myself.

Re: Ent slash

[ikyrian.livejournal.com]

LOL! Geez I hope not...though in that little story we did last night I think we managed to slash Legolas/Remus/and an Ent. No details were given, though.

You're right, that is kinda a squicky topic...