Oh, my God...

[ikyrian]

A long time ago, Karlene and I had a rather strange conversation late at night which involved the speculation as to whether Ents (from LotR), were sexual at all, and if so, if they had slash relations. (After watching the Extened Edition DVD of TTT, I can say now, yes, ents are sexual. I think I would've known that if I had actually read the books...)

Anyway, after posting this to LJ, Mary had commented that there is probably a fanfic of Ent slash. And, dammit, she was right! Behold! Legolas/Ent slash fanfic~!

http://www.dombillijah.com/users/eyebrowofdoom/fics/aweight.html

That's just fuckin' scary, man!

Comments

[eyebrowofdoom.livejournal.com]

I must say, I can't see any danger of overanalysis, when you're telling me that you resent analysis here and wish I would go away. And I'd suggest that a scenario where you're a homicidal maniac is not a good argument for an entitlement to passive tolerance.

But okay.

some randomly weird author trying to freak people out

This makes it very clear that you've barely understood a thing I've said. But if you're happy that way, okay.

[ikyrian.livejournal.com]

And this comment just proves that you've completely missed *my* point. And totally ignored my questions. And took a sentence completely out of context and turned it into a major insult, which it really wasn't meant to be. But, oh well. C'est la vie.