For values of "KA-THUNK" and "OW"

[ikyrian]

It's finally happened: I've been involved in a car accident that was a) not my fault and b) didn't involve a parked and/or unmanned car.

Before I get any further, let me reassure that I am fine, just a bit of whiplash.

It happened on my way to work, while I was cursing my fate at being stuck behind a school bus once again. After we had rounded the blind turn on Old Centreville Rd., it drove past a house that still had it's trash cans out on the side of the road. After the bus, and the taxi that was behind the bus drove by these cans, one of them decided that it needed to be in the middle of the street and rolled it's merry little way out in front of my car. I know you're thinking, "Good God, she's personifying objects again!", but I swear to you, it looked like it had made a choice. One moment it was on the side of the road, the other it was calmly rolling out into the street, neat as you please. Me, being me, and deciding not to hit the trash can, stopped the car. As I contemplated putting on my emergency lights and getting the trash can out of the road, I suddenly hear a "SCREECH" followed by "KA-THUNK" followed by "FUCK". Which was me, cursing my fate (and ultimately my sore neck) as my head was thrown forward, glasses flying off, and swinging back. Thank God for seatbelts, or my head would have been *in* my steering wheel, and that would've sucked.

Yeah, I knew it was Monday then.

Comments

[selenityk.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you're safe.

[esthompson.livejournal.com]

Remember to be careful with your neck when you wake up tomorrow morning. I tried to get out of bed as usual the morning following my first car acccident (I was a passenger), and it hurt like hell.

Hey, maybe you can get a new car now! You never know with insurance! :) Good luck.

[flolikewhoa.livejournal.com]

Crap! Hope you're OK!

[cancerouselflvr.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I knew it was Monday then.

Hereby nominated for understatement of the month. Glad to hear it wasn't anything requiring an ambulance or the jaws of life or anything, but I do hope it doesn't get any worse.

[ikyrian.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

[ikyrian.livejournal.com]

I didn't wake up in pain today which is good. In fact, I woke up rather relaxed...must be the muscle relaxers.

[ikyrian.livejournal.com]

LOL @ icon.

Yeah, I'm doing okay. My car will never be the same, tho'.

[ikyrian.livejournal.com]

Hereby nominated for understatement of the month.

Heh, I do try.

Yeah, it wasn't too bad, just scary. And the police man that did drive bother didn't even bother to stop. D:

[karweenie.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT!

So glad you're alright! As far as accidents not involving parked cars go, you got off pretty well!

[ikyrian.livejournal.com]

As far as accidents not involving parked cars go, you got off pretty well!

Now, I just need to keep it that way...