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Mar. 7th, 2007 08:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Mom: Shawn! Stop licking the rug!
Me: Aw, it's because she's eating.
Mom: what?
Me: She has her bone, she's licking up particles!
Mom: Well, yeah. But she does it in our room too...
Me: That's because she's a lug ricker!
Mom: ...eh?
Me: I MEAN A RUG LICKER! A RUG LICKER~! *facepalm*
Me: Aw, it's because she's eating.
Mom: what?
Me: She has her bone, she's licking up particles!
Mom: Well, yeah. But she does it in our room too...
Me: That's because she's a lug ricker!
Mom: ...eh?
Me: I MEAN A RUG LICKER! A RUG LICKER~! *facepalm*
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Date: 2007-03-08 04:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-09 11:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-11 05:40 pm (UTC)Lug: noun - a wooden box for transporting fruit or vegetables.
...so a person who piles lugs on into ricks. It doesn't hang quite right, but it still amuses...