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I'm Feeling Slightly...Eeeeevil, Today.
May. 26th, 2009 08:42 pmJust to get it out of the way: Oooooh, fuck you California. How is it possible that Iowa is more liberal than you are?
*ahem*
On to Heather's Evil Moment of the Day:
I was driving on Rte 28 South on my way home today, when I noticed a large black Acura SUV dodging in and out of the two lanes behind me. Supposedly this was an attempt to go down the road faster. Eventually this SUV, driven by a "Soccer Mom" type, did pass me. However, a few minutes later, after a bad call by said driver, I passed her again. She bobbed in and out from behind me a couple of times, when I struck upon a really, seriously, evil idea.
So I sped up a little, made it seem like I was going to go fully pass the truck in the right lane next to me, thus freeing her up to dodge around said truck. HOWEVER (and this is the truly evil part), when she gets behind me again I take my foot off the gas just a little bit.
Slowly, ever so slowly, I ease my car to come in line with the truck in the right lane, until we're driving at essentially the same speed with this woman in this big black SUV is going slowly insane. And by insane, I mean, literally, pulling her hair, pounding the steering wheel, throwing her hands up on the air kind of insane.
It was HILARIOUS. Eventually I did let her pass and she zoomed on ahead, while I had a good chuckle to myself. Not five minutes later, lo and behold, I pass her again. Only this time, her crazy lane changing ways are curtailed by the traffic and she gets stuck behind me (again!) not of my design.
*insert evil laugh here*
*ahem*
On to Heather's Evil Moment of the Day:
I was driving on Rte 28 South on my way home today, when I noticed a large black Acura SUV dodging in and out of the two lanes behind me. Supposedly this was an attempt to go down the road faster. Eventually this SUV, driven by a "Soccer Mom" type, did pass me. However, a few minutes later, after a bad call by said driver, I passed her again. She bobbed in and out from behind me a couple of times, when I struck upon a really, seriously, evil idea.
So I sped up a little, made it seem like I was going to go fully pass the truck in the right lane next to me, thus freeing her up to dodge around said truck. HOWEVER (and this is the truly evil part), when she gets behind me again I take my foot off the gas just a little bit.
Slowly, ever so slowly, I ease my car to come in line with the truck in the right lane, until we're driving at essentially the same speed with this woman in this big black SUV is going slowly insane. And by insane, I mean, literally, pulling her hair, pounding the steering wheel, throwing her hands up on the air kind of insane.
It was HILARIOUS. Eventually I did let her pass and she zoomed on ahead, while I had a good chuckle to myself. Not five minutes later, lo and behold, I pass her again. Only this time, her crazy lane changing ways are curtailed by the traffic and she gets stuck behind me (again!) not of my design.
*insert evil laugh here*
