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There's something greatly amusing about being a person who needs to clean herself and can't take a shower. Or bath. Or do anything in anyway to make my back wet or sweaty. One co-worker's comment was, "NO SEX FOR J00." To which I replied, "HEY I'M NOT ACTUALLY GETTING ANY."

Incidentally, these patches are in places where I would imagine wings would sprout if people could have wings. Having something taped down in these locations is slowly driving me nuts. But not because I think I'm reacting to the substances.