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Mom: Shawn! Stop licking the rug!

Me: Aw, it's because she's eating.

Mom: what?

Me: She has her bone, she's licking up particles!

Mom: Well, yeah. But she does it in our room too...

Me: That's because she's a lug ricker!

Mom: ...eh?

Me: I MEAN A RUG LICKER! A RUG LICKER~! *facepalm*