MY DAY IN A NUTSHELL

7:15 AM: Ahhh! Snow, how lovely! I'll just ignore the fact that I've overslept, my ferrets have crapped everywhere as Vincent is chasing Travis, and that I have to drive in you later and just enjoy you for a few brief moments before you melt into nothingness!

8:30 AM: Ahhh! Work, how delightful! I'll just ignore the fact that I've just driven eight miles on icy roads with morons, missed my opportunity to get some Starbucks, and forgot to pack a lunch and enjoy you for a few brief moments before I want to kill everything in sight!

10:30 AM: *sort sort sort*

11:00 AM: *file file file*

11:30 AM: *answer answer answer*

12:00 PM: Ahhh! Lunch time, how wonderful! I'll just ignore the fact that despite all I've done this morning it looks like I've done absolutely nothing, that despite many warnings we are now out of printer paper, stamps, and various sundries that we vitally need, but have not been given yet and enjoy Bella's for a few brief moments before I want to take a consultant's head off for being a blindingly stupid pain in the ass!

1:00 PM: *work work work*

2:00 PM: *clean clean clean*

3:00 PM: *organize organize organize*

4:00 PM: Ahhh! Break time, how restful! I'll just ignore the fact that I have to go out and run errands when I could be sitting down to a nice cup of Starbucks coffee that I missed having this morning and enjoy you for the briefest of moments before I have to go back to work~! ♥

5:00 PM: Ahhh! ...Ahhhh! AAAHHHHH! AAAAAAHH~! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! I HATE YOU ALL! YOU SUCK! GO HOME! STOP CALLING! AAAAHHH! AAAAAHHH! AAAAARRRGGGHH!

5:45 PM: Ahhh! Quitting time, how pleasureful! I'll just ignore the fact that I was supposed to leave 15 minutes ago, am now not going to get dinner on the table, and have various unhappy pets all wanting my attention when I get home and enjoy you for the next thirty to forty minutes it takes me to wade through traffic to get home!