I love my brother.

Travis: do people look at you funny when you talk
Me: sometimes.
Me: today, when i was eating at the dining hall, a bunch of girls were staring at me funny cuz i was wearing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shirt.
Me: i just ignored them.
Travis: call them wankers
Me: heh.
Travis: and they'll call you a yank
Travis: then flip them off and say "Yank this you tarty british whore"
Travis: and video tape the results
Me: LOL
Me: that would be great.
Me: of course i don't have a camcorder
Travis: then you could get someone to take picures and make a slide show
Me: heh.
Travis: call it "Heather's first encouters with the Local Wankers"

I am a stupid moron.

(same conversation as before)

Me: when the DVDs for FMA come out, can you buy them for me and ship them to me?
Me: please?
Me: there are only thirteen!
Me: i'll pay you back!
Me: or...you could just buy the last two or three so i can (finally) see the ending?
Me: pretty please?
Me: i have a credit card! i could give you the number!
Travis: can't you get them over there?
Me: *begs shamelessly*
Me: yeah, but they're in the wrong region.
Travis: or off the internet with your check card from amazon.com
Me: couldn't play them on the dvd player.
Me: *blinks*
Me: ...that would work.
Me: damn you and your earth logic!
Travis: yes