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Wash up, me hearties, B.O.!
Jan. 14th, 2004 04:30 pmWhile reading a PotC fan author's take on "Yo ho, Yo ho, A Pirate's Life for Me" and how Jack *ahem* Captain Jack Sparrow really smells in response to all of the badfic out there (found here) proclaiming him smelling of "spices". 9_9
Travis came up behind me and said, "What are you reading, dear sister?" To which, I replied, "Dearest Brother, I am reading this funny fanfic." And proceed to show him. Having thus seen this fanfic, and reading a part of it, he wanders off, muttering in an officiate voice (much like the British guy that does animal documentaries):
"And today my sister has slipped further into instanity going to stupidity. As we watch this descent, we must wonder: Will she ever come out?"
No, no she probably won't. Sorry, hun!
This is, of course, from the same person that said to me, "You're exisitng too close to me! Stop it!" on the way to my grandparents house.
"What do you want me to do, Travis, jump out of the SUV while it's going 50?"
"Yes!"
Travis came up behind me and said, "What are you reading, dear sister?" To which, I replied, "Dearest Brother, I am reading this funny fanfic." And proceed to show him. Having thus seen this fanfic, and reading a part of it, he wanders off, muttering in an officiate voice (much like the British guy that does animal documentaries):
"And today my sister has slipped further into instanity going to stupidity. As we watch this descent, we must wonder: Will she ever come out?"
No, no she probably won't. Sorry, hun!
This is, of course, from the same person that said to me, "You're exisitng too close to me! Stop it!" on the way to my grandparents house.
"What do you want me to do, Travis, jump out of the SUV while it's going 50?"
"Yes!"
