You're Up and You're Down

[ikyrian]

Things I enjoy:

*Watching the sunrise (Pretty colors!)
*Watching my 401(k) get returns (Money!)
*Setting up catering events (Fun!)
*Grande Non-Fat No-Whip Pumpkin Spice Latte (Tasty!)
*Using someone else's credit card (Not my money!)


Things I don't enjoy:

*Being up to watch the sunrise (if I want to see pretty colors in the sky give me a fucking sunset)
*Watching my 401(k) get returns on the economy bounce (goddamn economy - a loss of over five hundred dollars! FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS! AAAARRGH. I have less now than what I actually put in!)
*Breaking down catering events (Why are people so messy?)
*Needing a Grande Non-Fat No-Whip Pumpkin Spice Latte (So damn good and so damn bad for you)
*Signing for someone else's credit card (Gives me the screaming willies.)