The twittiest twit that ever twitted...?

Some days I like to think that I'm relatively smart, or if not smart, than at least practical and not lacking in the commonest of common sense.

But then there are days when I think, "Self, you, yes you, are the twittiest twit that has ever twitted."

Take the other day for example, a female friend of mine says, "Yes, it's been terrible! Auntie Flo is in town."

And I'm like...where did you put her, on the cot? What makes her so terrible? She's been keeping you up?! What a bad guest!

Indeed, I am the twittiest twit that ever twitted. Seriously.

A bit of TMI, but...

I threw up today in the Border's parking lot. Not a whole lot a warning, then BAM! Right over my sandals and pavement. I keep waiting to feel crushing embarrassment, becuase hey, I puked in public; but I totally don't. It's very odd. And a good thing that I'm starting to lose my self-conciousness that has plagued me ever since Fort Belvoir.

This is the second Saturday in a row that I've lost to a soul killing migraine.

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Finally bought the ferrets a new cage - a blessing considering the one I have them is was made for a sick cat. I was convinced by many people far more knowledgeable about ferrets than I to get a Ferret Nation cage. I was won over by the fact that it's supposedly easy to clean. I have my doubts, but then again, I do about everything.

I've also been thinking of switching them over to a raw diet, or supplement their current diet with raw treats. Wysong seems like a good idea. I'm also probably going to try to get them off of their current kibble to a mix of 8in1 Ferret and Innova EVO ferret food. I should make the switch now before I have to buy a whole new bag of their current kibble. The only problem with these kinds of changes is that they tend to be expensive. Better to do it now, however, so help calculate a decent budget. Don't want the little guys to be left in the dust of my very meager budget!

Then, a new car! Well, new to me, at least. I'm going to start thinking seriously about what it would take for me to afford a gently used car. *sigh*